Congratulations, Mr. damnthisburnershitsux, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a DeLorean which this lovely will deliver as soon as she gets back from the future.

Sure! Pretty lambo, that is, dude!

Pretty dude, sure that’s a lambo

Pretty something something a Lambo something.

“I got SUVs. I lots of ‘em. Yuge SUVs. I think a Ferrari SUV would be perfect. Really great. We’re going to do it. Just like that. We’re going to make a yuge Ferrari SUV. We’ll make Ferrari great again." - Donald Trump

“We would never cheapen our brand by making an SUV. Would you like to buy a hat?”

This is the right answer.

Because rich people (except the unicorns) don’t miss opportunities to make money. That’s why they’re rich.

American Express stickers only give HP to those with good credit

Only for a bit. Philly doesn’t get much snow. In fact, this blizzard was the first time it snowed all winter.

He should just punch whoever is micromanaging him.

I remember a discussion long back. Someone brought up how often you see someone build up a good business-and having his son take over the business-after growing up in the biz-and getting his fathers good work ethic. Then its his turn to hand over the company to his son. Who’s always been privileged-didn’t put in the…

Ummm, no. Declining TV ratings for going on a decade now, for one thing. Almost all their biggest stars are in their 40's and won’t be racing much longer (Johnson, Earnhardt, Harvick, Kenseth, Edwards, Bowyer, Gordon (already retired), etc.). Declining attendance. And that’s a start.

That works because everybody wants them to stay out of it.

Yes, but it doesn’t mean the law isn’t still bullshit.