“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

You know who can’t feel sad anymore? Har....

I can't stop laughing at the tweet replies and I don't feel bad at all. Harambe can't laugh anymore though :(

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

this gif always reminds me of ARGs

You mean fun shit, you monster.

reading some of the twitter replies to @NoMansSky is painful. I get it, its a delay and that sucks, but 3 fucking days is nothing. Remember when you were 6 and you had to wait 364 days until the next Christmas? Thats a fucking delay

How evil am I for loving the taste of the tears that have been cried out due to the trainwreck of a release this game has brought us?

My favourite is all the neckbeards bitching and whining and crying and going on about how they are cancelling their preorders and shit. Like for fucks sake guys it’s a VIDEOGAME. A fucking VIDEOGAME THAT IS COMING OUT A FEW DAYS AFTER THE ORIGINAL LAUNCH DATE. It’s not like Sean Murray cunt punted your mom or abducted…

I hear there’s a near infinite amount of planets, so I’ll be naming planets after each of my personal failings.

I look forward to a 5.1 surround sound clip of ‘Your Sound Card Works Perfectly’

Honestly, we try not to discriminate at all when it comes to beliefs and political viewpoints. But we do discriminate when it comes to assholes, so you probably shouldn’t apply.

The answer is always Waffle House. If you don’t like waffles, you haven’t been to one yet.

You ok?

If you live somewhere like New York that is feasible. I live in a rural town that has 4 pokestops all at the park. I walked 6 miles in 4 hours around the track. Ollecrong balls at the stops and going around the loops of the park. ZERO Pokémon spawn at the park. No one lures non stop and everyone runs out of pokeballs.…

“Form a union against blizzard and sue them somehow”

Are you saying Final Fantasy X is basically Barkley, Shut Up and Jam:Gaiden?

Chunder and Plunder.