Why would anyone do that?

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

No. My God no.

You are a garbage person with garbage opinions.

I absolutely agree that the Saw-esque scenes are good enough to actually make this game worth playing, but for fucking fuck’s sake this scene:

*angry squint*

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

Okay, Kotaku. Can I write for Compete? I used to work at StarCityGames.

I came here expecting some light-hearted ribbing, but the entire way the article is written just comes off mean-spirited and ill-informed.

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

+1 This article makes me feel embarrassed.

That’s what I’m saying. This is some school yard shit.

What’s with all the shade though?

The Gamecube is in my opinion the best console design ever.

Going to need a source on you saying spending money increases your chances of getting legendaries. Cause that’s bullshit.

True story. Living in England for grad school, whenever I’d get homesick I’d go straight to McDonald’s for a Big Mac. Shame and embarrassment would creep in though, mainly because I was the American living right up to the stereotype, so I’d feign a nondescript Eastern European accent when I ordered. Imagine the Count…

omg nathan

fake laughter battle at dawn. whoever makes the most people cringe until they just can’t deal anymore wins

ok one of us is gonna have to change