Ummmm...

I don’t worry about identity theft.

Attempt to think?

Zimbabwe is unlikely to become a junta. As long as ZANU-PF can continue to be made to appear to win elections, the military will remain hands-off. As long as the right people continue to get their share of the country’s few remaining profit centres, the party’s choice for leader will stand.

I like his use of the word...

“Any attempt will be dealt with deadly force.”

I’m only speculating here, but I think maybe in the case of ambulances there are design requirements that take precedence over crumple zones, such as paramedics sitting against the side of the ambulance and cabinets filled with various equipment, including sharps, which would lead to even greater injury for occupants…

Sometimes an interstellar asteroid is merely an interstellar asteroid.

But what if, like me you’re allergic to paisley?

It’s that Bernie Bernstein guy again, isn’t it?

Well, I’m doing my part by not working during the week. Or any other time, really.

http://www.jasperfforde.com/thursdaynext/toast.html

There’s a picture of him in a attic somewhere that’s really going to hell.

So, I just watched his speech on live feed from ZBC via CBC, in which he...

Mugabe had plenty of help destroying the economy, particularly in crashing the Zim Dollar.

I can see you live here too.

Clearly, it’s time for the Justice Department to begin an investigation into Extremist Asian American Identity Groups.

*Looks outside*

Learn to survive on oatmeal and the leftover power from discarded AA batteries?

So the tourist visiting Bergen for the first time comes up on a Norwegian youth and asks “Does it always rain like this here?”