I like his use of the word...

“Any attempt will be dealt with deadly force.”

I’m only speculating here, but I think maybe in the case of ambulances there are design requirements that take precedence over crumple zones, such as paramedics sitting against the side of the ambulance and cabinets filled with various equipment, including sharps, which would lead to even greater injury for occupants…

But what if, like me you’re allergic to paisley?

It’s that Bernie Bernstein guy again, isn’t it?

Well, I’m doing my part by not working during the week. Or any other time, really.

http://www.jasperfforde.com/thursdaynext/toast.html

There’s a picture of him in a attic somewhere that’s really going to hell.

So, I just watched his speech on live feed from ZBC via CBC, in which he...

Mugabe had plenty of help destroying the economy, particularly in crashing the Zim Dollar.

I can see you live here too.

Clearly, it’s time for the Justice Department to begin an investigation into Extremist Asian American Identity Groups.

*Looks outside*

Learn to survive on oatmeal and the leftover power from discarded AA batteries?

So the tourist visiting Bergen for the first time comes up on a Norwegian youth and asks “Does it always rain like this here?”

There is that too, although Zimbabwe’s experience was nothing compared to Congo under the Belgians, or Namibia under the Germans.

“WHY must it rain on a every SATURDAY?”

“the inside was so small for how wide the car is.”

He’s a Republican politician, so of course he’s a billionaire.

Oh it is most definitely complicated. Certainly my “all of Zimbabwe” comment was a symptom of my own euphoria and hopeful thinking.