“Anyway, he’s the president of Chineese”...

OH MY GOD! So that’s what’s causing um, my friend’s problem.

He probably imagines the infinite safety of an indefinite stay at the Greenbrier Hotel. Which he would buy. And plate with brass.

“Black Lives Matter”?

So to paraphrase another Republican president of questionable ethics, he bears the responsibility, but not the blame?

Oh, you don’t have to wait.

I’d like to found The Anarchists’ Co-ordinating Committee.

The phrase “six of one, a half dozen of the other” literally means there is no quantitative difference. If you don’t think they’re equally bad, you should have used a different phrase.

Allright wise-ass. Now I have to look up “apotheoses” so I know if your “nice job” is sarcastic or not!

1. Aerodynamics?

“spoke his name from beginning, without hesitation!”

Right, but could it do that in the 1970s?

It would be interesting to know whether or not he played this much golf as a private citizen.

True.

So, just to be clear, this is rape, right?

Oprah is self-made. Megyn was grown in a petri dish at Koch industries.

She has zero chemistry period. The racist, misogynistic shitbag audience at Fox news just thought she was cute.

Someone (Krugman?) referred to his supporters as as the “basket of gullibles”

Some people lack conflict resolution skills.