My theory is that he just time-traveled from 1979. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

FWIW, during the initial offripping, Ford owned both companies, I think.

Before he met its President, he grabbed it by the Havensight.

Coulda been worse. Coulda been Livodka.

And both the Sprint and the Metro replaced the Chevette. As much as people mock the Metro, it was more capable in every way than its predecessor.

Well, there would be enough space, anyway. Back seat slides rearward. Remove headrests from front seats, and recline to meet the leading edge of the back seats.

I would tell myself to spend more time building up a more solid Gay and Lesbian (hey, it was 1978, okay?) support network before trusting my parents with the truth. I truly underestimated their bigotry, and then it was too late to protect myself.

Future President Lisa Simpson has her work cut out for her.

So you’re saying this isn’t unpresidented?

Or they could, you know, raise wages in the Czech Republic.

Fine. But do you also have a car?

You can get a really good primary education in Toronto without even leaving the public system. He was sent to the U.S. for the cultural isolation and racism.

I love how people seem to assume that anyone can just “move to Africa”, as if the countries there don’t have their own immigration laws.

Especially sad when it’s on a pickup.

Porche Panamera with a flat six in front!

I will never forgive GM and Daewoo for what they did to Suzuki.

Opportunities for trigonometry puns abound.

BMW’s best design years ended when they abandoned round headlights.

I don’t doubt that Pence might have obstructed justice at some point, but this particular gun does not smoke!

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