“Firemen, I don’t get”

Some people lack conflict resolution skills.

No. It’s “ring” as in “Ding ding ding, your electricity tank is empty”.

Yeahbut BMC cars came like that from the factory.

And please let Pence be in on it too, so they go down together.

There’s still time. All it’ll take is a little genociding, and his place in history will be secure. Maybe nuke some browns and take their oil?

According to the Canadian Coast Guard website, we’ve got two heavy ice breakers, and four medium. Not “impressive” certainly. Adequate relative to our means? Maybe.

Some Muppets from before Sesame Street:

Well, lots of people are saying so.

He’s a poisonous turd squeezed out of the ass end of the American body politic.

This is after their meeting. She probably wasn’t, um, very nice to him.

“Mein Trumph” sounds kinda more ominous, don’t ya think?

Ebola. It’s gonna be Ebola.

He’d have to get blown by an intern first. And honestly, what are the chances of that?

Yeah.

But would Trump let me back in?

I can live with that.

Means something else now.