I agree with you, but because I am compulsively pedantic, I feel I must suggest to you that you have misused the “royal we”.

But... but Justice Roberts said racism is over!

For what it’s worth, the offer was to turn himself in if C. Manning was granted clemency. She has not been granted clemency.

Nixon promised South Vietnam better peace terms If they held out until after the election, thereby raftµcking Humphrey out of the presidency.

I would settle for the entire Democratic party congressional caucus witnessing the Peaceful Transition of Power™ by attending just until the swearing in, then leaving en masse.

He takes a car? What’s the helipad for?

Where you left it?

A Potrumpkin Audience?

Crimea River! Where there is no Russian Occupation!

“I, a stripper who frequently has high-ranking GOP people talking near me”

You’ve learned something that I suspect many never do.

Your neighbor is very subtle.

“I’m having to pay for someone else. That seems like the definition of unfairness to me.”

Help out an old guy. “GSD”?

You ARE Locomotive Jones, aren’t you?

I can remember my Grandmother complaining about feces-throwing peace protesters in 1970.

Political masochism?

Or, you could allow them to speak, AND protest against them.

He does, in his own way, resemble a commode.

“Hi, somebody’s trying to break into, somebody’s trying to break into a car,”