One worthwhile step to prepare for winter is to clean the inside of your windows, or at least the windscreen. In winter you drive in the dark a lot more, and a clean windscreen will diffract a lot less glare. Also a clean windshield will defrost faster.

A batterie heater blanket works wonders for starting my TDI at -40 degrees, which we occasionally see here in Ottawa. It doesn’t have the benefit of reduced engine wear or instant heat that a block heater or Webasto (can you still get those?) would give, but it’s cheap, and only uses 85 watts.

Our long national nightmare is only beginning.

“PSU and State College officials to quietly settle the matter”

My mind immediately went to Quiet Earth, as the exception to the rule. Their “post apocalyptic world” was basically suburban New Zealand with a few car/plane crashes thrown in. Still managed to convey the dread on a tiny budget, though.

Two weeks ago I would have disagreed with you.

No way he could make any money there. They’re broke.

“Is that like Pot Luck?” -Trump

In any other context, I would have preferred “dong”.

“And so I will hover just above the ground, aloof to all moisture.” or something.

But with such an ample supply, wouldn’t the price crash?

I can confirm. Pennsylvania stupid is a special kind of stupid.

“Don’t tell me what you believe. Show me what you do, and I’ll tell YOU what you believe”- Someone famous but I can’t remember who.

I won’t be going, but if I were, my sign would say “white supremacy isn’t.”

Ya wanna borrow my canoe?

That would put it somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. But, yes.

Oh boogersfromhell! How did I not see that?

Couldn’t resist.