A better metaphor would be the dog that finally caught the car.

I wouldn’t ever say manual steering is the best option for all cars. When the power assist on our ‘69 Chrysler Town and Country Wagon (5200 pounds of loosely-sprung mechanical failure) failed, driving it was nearly impossible. But we drove it, because my dad was cheap.

Head of the department of Health and Human Services?

If the Irish can become white there’s no reason Mexicans can’t too. Anything to keep the blacks outnumbered.

Please dismiss your troll.

Keep your friend away from firearms, poisonous substances, sharp objects, ropes, cars and bridges. For the next four years.

Tangent.

Trump doesn’t read independently, only summaries provided to him, and often holds the opinion of the last person to talk to him. (This from the guy who wrote Trumps book.)

I firmly believe in non-violence, but all those “oh stop panicking, it’s not going to be that bad” people? I want to smack them with the back of my hand car.

I wasn’t serious. (failed to deploy the /s )

So now the Jalopnik ideal has become even more unobtainable: the manual shift, manual steering, brown, rear wheel drive, diesel station wagon.

Hey, there’s always unemployment and starvation. That’s a choice.

They barely made it then. 175/60 R 13 was only available from Cooper and Falken, and the Coopers were practically slicks. Even the standard 145/80 R 12's which were commonplace then are nearly impossible to find now.

Having a highly portable and in-demand skillset puts you in an enviable position. And that frat house feeling? Yeah, I know. ugh.

My Metro had fatter than standard tires, still skinny by modern standards though.

How much does your Dad want for that Metro? (just kidding,but maybe not.)

And you don’t have to drive a Porsche to appreciate these virtues. I feel sorry for the young people who have never experienced anything like the tactility of the unassisted steering on my ‘92 Metro.

The assumption behind your answer is that it’s better anywhere else.

Leave that bottle uncapped!

Bush claims to have artistic skills since retiring. Maybe he’d give it a try.