I suspect that in Trumpspeak “I don’t know her/him” does not mean he hasn’t met/worked with/associated with someone. It means “they are a person of no importance”, and as such their experiences, even if true, don’t matter.

We will bomb their grandmothers until they love us.

My first boyfriend accompanied me to a clinic before we had sex. He knew I didn’t have anything, (me being a virgin and all) but he wanted me to get comfortable with the idea and practice of sexual health before being sexually active.

Okay, I didn’t say it could parallel park well. It’s just better at it than some of the comical human efforts I’ve seen.

I’m going to be that guy.

At a bare minimum, it knows how to parallel park.

Well, I’m American by birth, so I pulled out my AK and machine gunned that sucker I was too stunned to speak for quite a while. By the time I got my verbal apparatus back, the Mountie had arrived, and I apologized to him for disruption his late shift.

That was the right choice, I’d say.

I expect it’s fear of wolves that motivates their dog stomping.

Don’t I know it. I got a cut on my right pinky finger.

Pretty sure it was shenanigans, not squirrel.

In the Nova Scotia end of the province.

Of course it’s a diesel, and manual too. If it was a 2.slow automatic, do you think I would dare post it here?

Nope. That one slid sideways off a dirt road.

My car, post moose.

Tim’s is owned by Burger King now, so no surprise.

...and the Tea Party and the Freedom Caucus will ensure that none of them will ever be nominated for public office.

...and yet, still grey after all these years.

All of Trump’s policies have been pulled out of his ass, so there ought to be plenty of space there now.

Good luck. Immigrating legally, to most countries, is HARD.