Which is good.

Prince Albert

Would YOU willingly marry a guy named after a genital piercing?

Well, Stalin claimed to be a Marxist, so that sort of fits.

I would totally use that.

But will they still service my non-existent Elio?

- mostly while shaking our heads and throwing up.

I always thought that if the “retro” craze had lasted longer, Chrysler’s next move would be a large sedan with deco references to the Airflow, based on a minivan chassis.

Tetris tires.

“Chris Harris is fucking Chris Harris.”

VW can revamp its image by treating their customers better. Provide a decent warranty , and back up the dealers so they can honor it.

Yup. Just about every small Renault ever. Plus, Smartcars.

I used to love “magicubes”. I never had the instamatic they went on, but that didn’t matter. You could flash them without a camera, or batteries, or anything. Just to make a flash, ya know? (I was an easily entertained kid)

semaphores, those red lenses on top of the rear lights, and the deep vent slats on the back deck (it’s at least an oval, may be a split) it could in fact BE a ‘52.

and look at the tiny, unused semaphores in the door jam.

Gotta be the deer whistles. Not so much a “mod” as a desperate prayer to the goddess Diana that none of her minions commits suicide on my bumper.

I can only speculate that if there was genuinely no ill intent, the intent was to somehow diffuse inner tension that the teacher was feeling. Sort of like joking about a bomb while waiting to board a plane (DO NOT do this), their brain went there, and they couldn’t deal with it rationally, so the wrong words (there…

Did VW ever sell a VR4? I know they had a VR5.

Monkeys are incredibly strong. They are also assholes. But because they look like tiny people, you can’t throw rocks at them.

in J.B.’s defence, I will say that I drove a nearly new 128 wagon once. It was a peak experience. I am not kidding.