Which is good.

I always assumed “touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me” was already a bowdlerization of, um, something else.

Prince Albert

Would YOU willingly marry a guy named after a genital piercing?

Well, Stalin claimed to be a Marxist, so that sort of fits.

I would totally use that.

See, I always knew that the solution to too many toys was MORE TOYS!

But will they still service my non-existent Elio?

- mostly while shaking our heads and throwing up.

I always thought that if the “retro” craze had lasted longer, Chrysler’s next move would be a large sedan with deco references to the Airflow, based on a minivan chassis.

Tetris tires.

“Chris Harris is fucking Chris Harris.”

VW can revamp its image by treating their customers better. Provide a decent warranty , and back up the dealers so they can honor it.

Yup. Just about every small Renault ever. Plus, Smartcars.

But, what if it’s very unique? Couldn’t it then reach the peak of perfection?

I used to love “magicubes”. I never had the instamatic they went on, but that didn’t matter. You could flash them without a camera, or batteries, or anything. Just to make a flash, ya know? (I was an easily entertained kid)

semaphores, those red lenses on top of the rear lights, and the deep vent slats on the back deck (it’s at least an oval, may be a split) it could in fact BE a ‘52.

and look at the tiny, unused semaphores in the door jam.

Gotta be the deer whistles. Not so much a “mod” as a desperate prayer to the goddess Diana that none of her minions commits suicide on my bumper.

A guy and his imaginary friend make soap.