I can only speculate that if there was genuinely no ill intent, the intent was to somehow diffuse inner tension that the teacher was feeling. Sort of like joking about a bomb while waiting to board a plane (DO NOT do this), their brain went there, and they couldn’t deal with it rationally, so the wrong words (there…

Did VW ever sell a VR4? I know they had a VR5.

Monkeys are incredibly strong. They are also assholes. But because they look like tiny people, you can’t throw rocks at them.

“We choose to go to the moon and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard”- JFK

in J.B.’s defence, I will say that I drove a nearly new 128 wagon once. It was a peak experience. I am not kidding.

I am an old, so I don’t use data on my phone, and I don’t talk much. I got a plan with Koodo for $15.00/month with unlimited international texting, which is useful for keeping in touch with friends in Africa. Canada-wide minutes cost $25.00 for 500, and don’t expire. Data is available on a pay as you go basis as well,…

Maybe don’t carry the gun- just carry the permit. ‘course you could still get shot for reaching for your wallet.

The nanny has better reflexes than you. Respect the nanny.

I listened to the video. I didn’t hear him lift. I heard a shift, but he was still pretty much full into it when he hit the grass.

I think they activate the regenerative braking.

How about this? It’s numeric, and it’s an Alfa

I’ll meet your Goddess, and raise you an Idea.

Woof.

Sure. Plus, ForTwo counts as alphanumeric as well.

Cinnamon sprinkled turgid dong Donald Trump...

Oh, you don’t have to tell me.

Marines. They’ll lick anything.

I have been. I survived, which is the point.

I only hate them because they represent the disappearance of what I REALLY want: windows I can see out of.

This is not available in the U.S., and therefore does not exist.