I have to wonder how visible these would be when mounted on a bike with fenders and/or panniers.

Thank you for introducing me to the word “underbone”. I plan to misuse it often.

Apparently, if it senses a low ceiling, the doors open out instead of up. Awkward, but at least exitable.

Really. Giving us bikes when they should be giving us ekranoplans.

It is unclear from the article how this system works, as it seems to be part of the station, rather than the train.

Show him that we do all this with the (almost) complete absence of slavery.

She’s uniquely qualified to be a defender of traditional marriage because she’s had four of them.

Well, the hackers could have been red, I guess.

rouge / rogue

Unreality television.

Great-grandmotherly, in fact.

I’m also wondering about the impact of a booming seal population, once their vulnerability to polar bears is reduced.

Don’t worry. Those staying behind will be wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

Why not both?

Yup. This one.

YOU LOSE!

WRONG

This would work well in Port au Prince, in some alternate universe where Haiti wasn’t totally F@cked.

Think Japanese pinball. Scaled down, because Japanese.

Onto the shoulder?