Get two unshelled peanuts and tie them together with a two yard long piece of string: give each peanut to a different chipmunk. Fun for days.

I'm wondering if the strange stretching movements are some sort of waking-up-from-hibernation move, and maybe the yawning is how they dislodge the food they have stashed away in their cheeks.

the U.S. thinks in terms of election cycles financial quarters...

Your one - stop shop for a shotgun wedding.

Buy a wagon. Wait until someone crashes a GTI (it never takes long). Pull all the suspension and brake upgrades off the crashed GTI, and install them on the wagon.

FYI, a hondamatic doesn't do the choosing for you.

Add retro styling, and sell it as the K-G.

Weather protection, stability on snow and ice, heat, air conditioning, that sort 0f thing.

Looks like a thylacine.

When a person's misbehavior is caused by drugs, alcohol, or psychosis, it's usually not subject to other influences. Neither reason or physical force is likely escalate or de-escalate the behavior. The best that can be done is to monitor the person in a non-confrontational way, and try to keep them from harming…

Sounds too Mooslem.

No, no, no. That was "American Broughaming Green" which is a different shade entirely.

Or, they may have been there once, but have since rusted away, in which case you're basically screwed.

British Racing Green newer looks bad.

"I'd love to see a fictional account where most of New York City falls in a day, but upstate New York has a month or so to prepare."

They still call kerosene paraffin in southern Africa. Possibly in Britain too?

Hummer Armageddon?

Burbank?

0-60 in about 30 seconds (or was that the manual version?).

And collard greens. Not JUST for black history month.