Shorter version: "I don't like taxes, regulations or government. Therefore climate change doesn't exist".

Far away from me, I hope.

Forty years ago I wouldn't have thought there would be automatic BMWs.

The chute, however, cannot be aimed from the control panel. You have to reach across the machine and point it by hand.

Smarter than your average bear.

Looks like the Hotel of Dr. Caligari.

When riding at night, I have never, NEVER, experienced a motorist dimming their high beams as I approached. Bloody motorists only consider themselves.

For three years, the Brits weren't laughing. Humo(u)r based on ignorance of your own history is still not funny.

135/80R15

The windows don't roll down. The front half of the glass slides back, outside of the back half. (On 2CVs the bottom half folds up, so this counts as a modernization). MAYBE if you were very flexible you could reach backward to the outside handle through the front half of the window.

These cars, (and other 1300 lb. cars, generally) do not have power assisted brakes.

correction: isnurance company

"so deep on the DL will pick him up"

Coulda been worse. In Japan it was called "Platz"

Are you saying they don't? (I kid)

I've seen it. The car was a DS.

Whoops. Princess.

Um, "dauphine" is not an animal. (French. Means "prince".)

I think you mean descendants.

Round windows exist for reasons beyond branding.