Lasagna is one of my great weaknesses, and your version sounds so much better than the half-assed version I usually make. If I wasn't going to a birthday party at a Brazilian steakhouse tonight, I'd probably make this and go comatose on the couch watching football. Oh well, there's always tomorrow, I guess. 10,000…

No. No. No.

No advice for the LSAT, it's not something you can really give advice on. But, moving forward, unless you're SURE you want to become a lawyer, don't go to law school.

This is brilliant.

I didn't need any more excuses to drink myself stupid this weekend, but thanks for this anyway.

Joe Hart helps.

+1

I must have missed when Arturo Gatti ate Micky Ward

A Schiano Man shows up even when you don't invite him.

Your username makes that comment exceptionally creepy.

A Schiano Man thinks smoking weed is for "those worthless fuckin' hippies," but drinking a 750mL of Jack Daniels is a way to prove how badass you are.

A Schiano Man thinks Charlie Weis got a raw deal at Notre Dame, but Ty Willingham HAD to go.

A Schiano Man only watches lesbian porn because "seeing other dudes' dicks is gay, bro."

A Schiano Man thinks Steubenville was just boys being boys.

I thought this was going to be about the extent of ESPN's NHL coverage last season.

In Jacksonville, dealers are offering the Blaine Gabbert special, letting you pick six ingredients you want your meth cut with.

Keeping with the spirit of their name, no charges were filed.

Not to mention that Goldust, despite his age, had a GREAT match with Orton. So did Cody. I love the Attitude Era as much as anyone, but the quality of wrestling that is going on right now is on par with any era in WWE.

Smackdown is two hours.

Like anyone attending a Jaguars game isn't ALREADY drunk.