What do you use it for otherwise? I mean, I know Worcestershire sauce can be used for a lot of different flavoring, but like Heinz or A1?

The best thing about your dipshitted tipster's comment is that, unless he is an athletic department booster, he doesn't pay a dime of Pelini's salary. Nebraska's athletic department is fully self-sustaining and is not supported by taxpayer funds.

No, that's a complete falsehood. The ingredients and preparation are nearly identical: Chilis, vinegar, salt. Cholula has some water where Tabasco does not and adds xanthan gum to thicken (no impact on flavor). You can't rationally compare that to salsa or cocktail sauce (horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, lemon…

Feel free to make minute distinctions, but I'm willing to gamble that's what Albert meant.

Yes, it is. They have basically identical ingredients. Chilis, vinegar, salt. Frank's, Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, they are all in the same category.

Tobasco-style hot sauce

I don't have weird taste in TV shows or anything (I loved the Wire, love Mad Men, Sopranos, Lost, etc.), but Breaking Bad just doesn't do it for me. I watched the first 3 or 4 seasons on Netflix a while back and just quit watching at one point because I just didn't care about it. It actually kind of surprised me when…

Interesting, I've never heard of the various orifices referred to as "circles", but it makes sense.

There is no way you're going to waste an outfield spot on a "designated fall guy" when you only have 3 subs. You play your best 11. Some guys are just divers. Bale, Young, Suarez, Nani, all of Barcelona minus Messi, etc.

Odds are the "unnamed" person at the World Herald he's referring to is Dirk Chatelain. Bo went off on him in the press conference that followed the Ohio State game.

Viscous compared to what? Molasses? Motor oil? Don't leave me hangin'.

Tebow is a gateway drug. It starts all "hey, let's sign Tebow, what can it hurt?" and then the next thing you know you're covering up another Aaron Hernandez shooting and Ryan Leaf is on line 2.

No, just "at" an opponent.

Well, you did a good job proving your point by bringing the retards out of the woodwork. Only humanity loses.

And no one cared.

Dumb

Never one-on-one. So it was just threesomes?

You mean they reached through their monitors and said "you're absolutely right, we're being fucking retarded, so we are going to completely change directions", right?