TouchMyWinkyWright
TouchMyWinkyWright
TouchMyWinkyWright

Which of the following Washington Redskins' traditions do you like MOST?

Andre Smith is pretty pissed this article didn't come out before he attended the NFL Combine.

Yeah, looking back, I got a little caught up in simply making the connection instead of making the connection funny.

This didn't work so well for Reeva Steenkamp.

Reheated lasagna or baked ziti is one of my favorite things in life.

We have the crystal ball. We win.

Even Bobby Bonilla thinks the Phillies are stupid.

If shitting doubles was a skill, Jason Whitlock would be the GOAT.

Man this story was ruff on me.

It's gonna be great TV when Beltre snaps.

It's Keith Stone! Always smooth.

"...you have absolutely nothing to worry about when it comes to me and the use of recreational drugs."

Check out what Martinique just did to Canada in the Gold Cup. 93rd minute winner.

Prince Fielder is a Tiger.

If England somehow won the World Cup, they'd probably have to file for Chapter 11.

Who?

Parties were simply invented by the patriarchy to further the rape culture. DUH.

This fucking guy, amirite?

I wish I understood what was going on in that picture. Why is Sheamus in bed? Why is CM Punk standing by a window?

Looks like Rick's new career as an animal control dispatcher is going well.