Who would have guessed a sport played on ice would die in the desert?

He DID win by a much larger gap, the judge that had the fight for Paulie was blind, and I'm a Paulie fan.

The best part of this article is the stalker-esque commenter below it.

"We read everything. EVERYTHING."

This is basically the perfect retort to the pro-Heat article earlier.

Of course it will be. Just let it freeze.

"Miami Heat Nation Encompasses More Than Brats, Ghouls, And Idiots — But Not Much"

Fairly new commenter here. I noticed this firsthand today. I made a comment on the flooded Flames arena. It wasn't all that funny, I was mostly going for the groans rather than legit laughs. It gets recommended a couple times, so it shows up without needing to click other comments. Then someone comes in and basically…

Isn't it just a reenactment of every Padres' season since the mid-90s?

Well, I guess that's one way...

A 3-hour 2-0 college baseball game is worse than being waterboarded.

This reminds me of the time me and my buddy J-Bug were watching Swingers and arguing over just how big of a cultural icon Vince Vaughn would become, when suddenly

Girls don't appreciate some of the finer things in life. And, on a serious note, I hope Floyd-Canelo does smash Floyd-Oscar just to shut some of the MMA and "boxing is dying" people up.

I ask him if he's been selling drugs and if he has any.

2 girls, no Cup?

Being uncooperative in interviews is just the Patriot way

I knew Reilly was a blowhard hack since his article where he took it upon himself (acting as white knight to baseball fans) to try to drug test Sammy Sosa in the clubhouse and was shocked when Sosa didn't like it.

The NBA season already lasts forever, I suppose the finals might as well too.

4/10 would still bang.

Yes, because it worked so well the first time in Montreal.