I don't know, what UFC fighter would be a contender in boxing? They're different sports, genius.

Being one of the 5 or so most popular guys on the roster as well as one of the most consistent "big men" wrestlers certainly helps. Not sure what the hell his BCD has to do with anything?

Being one of the 5 or so most popular guys on the roster as well as one of the most consistent "big men" wrestlers certainly helps. Not sure what the hell his BCD has to do with anything?

I agree. If there are subtitles, even if like closed captioning is on a TV, I read too fast and jump ahead of the character speaking, which pretty much totally ruins the experience. Maybe in a game it wouldn't be so bad if you could skip once you're done reading, but I hate subtitles.

Your thought process is horrifying.

+1

If he really fell for this and had no involvement in its perpetration, how fucking stupid is Teo?

So why not roll out this record of the conspirators? Teo must be the dumbest fucking person on Earth.

The second best RB in....the Washington locker room?

Yeah? You call random cancer patients?

Or that awkward feeling when someone at ESPN doesn't stick to the narrative.

Ray Lewis didn't violate the INTEGRITY of THE GAME! (Please ignore baseball's long history of destroying its own integrity.)

Hey, I never said it was an exhaustive list. But yes, Suarez absolutely.

I'm not denying his POTENTIAL talent, but there's a lot left to be desired in his game. City has guys like Tevez, Hart, Toure, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Dzeko, etc. Do you honestly think he is a better player, right now, than Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Iniesta, Van Persie, Ibra, Villa, Robben, Sneijder, or Fabregas? Because I…

He's not the 3rd, 4th, or 5th best player on City.

He is a pretty sanctimonious douchebag, yes.

White girls v. black girls is a repost.

It was after a pretty ridiculously-missed intentional grounding call that had Pelini all pissed off, so I figure he viewed it as karmic justice.

I don't always want shitty constitutional analysis, but when I do, I choose Deadspin.