Hip-hop, hands down. In quantity, variety, and style. Country has a very limited palette, and almost all American cars.

this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

That’s it. Rap wins.

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

Those nondescript Lexus 4 doors exemplify dull - but with a hideous grille to spice it up. :p

No, your opinion is wrong.

Or—now hear me out, here—looks are subjective and the spindle grille is by absolutely no means an exception to this rule?

I can’t agree with your first point. I think that grille, divided where the bumper sits, would look superb. Right now it’s bulbous and distracting.

Look, it doesn’t look so bad on cars designed for them.

uhh no

A lot of these cars end up in aspirational hands that have a lack of talent, budget, or knowledge.

The Republican Spin Machine in action, folks.

I have to imagine most customers interested in leasing a Audi, BMW, or Mercedes, will be more than willing to pay the extra $40-50 a month for the brand prestige. Cadillac has to provide more than a me-too lineup to compete with them.

that is...dissapointing.

Probably. Ok, so it’s a super secret place for spiders to lay their eggs.

that’s purple fam, check your settings

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

This could potentially be a nice price if, and only if, the owner has documentation of maintenance.