A friend brought me to a SoulCycle class once and I am 100% not surprised no one helped or called an ambulance. This woman there told me that anyone that comes between you and your exercise is LITERALLY TRYING TO KILL YOU because, according to her, fat people are jealous and don’t want other people to make them feel…

When I lived in Austin, 2004-2008, I fucking made sure to leave town every time.

Iris IS a dick move. Every comment is a complaint. She seems like the kind of person I avoid in real life.

what? no.

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

Yeah, a lot of scandalized snowflakes on this thread.

It’s not good for you to be miserable and really not good for your kid to see you miserable, unloved, or treated badly. I stayed for 10 years for my kid. I really wish I had left sooner because she is so much happier with us apart and she was really damaged by the dysfunction she lived in. Best of luck to you.

“i keep hearing that men and women commit domestic violence in equal numbers (tho obviously women would typically be more injured in these situations), is that true?”

No, not really. What people are referencing when they use that (extremely misleading) statistic is that men and women are ARRESTED at roughly the same…

that guy seems hella rational.

My mother has worked DV for my entire life. It has been her experience (she works with perpetrators) that many women arrested for domestic violence are actually victims. Some partners use calling the police as a threat and wait until the woman fights back, claiming she was the aggressor. Yes, there are cases of…

I’m a firm believer that a 10 does not marry a 2

Keanu Reeves (cont.): “What I’m really saying is... please, please let me do a live action Cowboy Bebop! I really, really want to be Spike before I die!”

Nah. That’s an Adam Driver cat for sure.

The cat is Adam Driver. You are welcome.

Correction: Donald Trump has used many gay people. He does not care about them. He might not hate them, but make no mistake he does not not care about them at all. He happily uses them but will throw them under the bus to please the bigot voting bloc within a heartbeat.

The attraction of meth is in the early stages. Remember, when meth got started, it was a mother’s little helper and a performance enhancer - Pervitin. (Really, read up on the Nazis and meth — it makes so much more sense.) Pervitin was in everything — there were chocolates with a chewy meth center, it was in beverages,…

Honestly, the only reason to watch these movies is for the pleasure of watching two people who clearly lothe each other pretend to be in a sexy, passionate love affair.

Unless the bus driver knows that they will be fired for parking straight. She knew. And she did it anyway.

I’m from Canada, so maybe not the best comparison. I was held for three weeks, I was told by a nurse that going to court after 72 hours wouldn’t work and that she knew I was fine. She said that the doctors had a lot sways with the court, and that my doctor had gotten the signature from a second doctor for my hold, who…

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER