WHY do people like them?? I LIKE acapella and I can’t stand them. They are so cloying and pretentious and obnoxious. They’re like a Chicken Soup for the Soul book come to life.

Have you tried having 5 people chant your spell through autotune?

Hold the fuck on, it isn’t standard procedure for the show to book hotel space for the various performers to get hair and makeup done and wait indoors until showtime? It’s not like you can get to Times Square after about 3pm. This smells of catty bullshit.

Lutheran or Canadian?

Glitter eye shadow all day. Even just to the grocery store. There was a dude barista who told me it will get in my drink because “glitter is like herpes”. Cool. Maybe then you’ll stay far the fuck away then.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I believe that’s his Reddit Name

Yup, in the end the woman has to establish a stalemate in the relationship (don’t leave Laird but don’t marry him either!) and exhaust herself (attend an Ivy League and handle a major nonprofit!), just to appease all the men in her life. One could argue that she isn’t fully dependent on Laird because she will…

It drives me crazy to no end when the ending leaves the woman with no autonomy or agency. Awesome! She’s now dependent on him in every way for shelter and sustenance this is GREAT

Freaks and Geeks would like a word with you! :)

The final straw is Ned’s discovery that Laird has convinced Stephanie to drop out of Stanford in order to helm a Gates-style humanitarian foundation sponsored by him, Laird.

Many small roasteries offer shade-grown varietals! Counter Culture is one, off the top of my head. Walk into any fancy coffee shop and ask the barista and chances are they’ll talk your ear off about it.

That’s the million-dollar question. I’m doing some recon of my own right now, and I think there will be more choices in the future if we consumers do a few things right.

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

“What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?”

This is exactly why I told my husband last week that I want a divorce. Well, that, and the two affairs he’s engaged in this year. He’s begging me to go to counseling...for our daughter.

Oh, it’s not! She’s had a lot of work done - her cheekbones, her nose, and her lips, too. Which is why her being lauded as one of the most beautiful women in the world is so fucking annoying. Stop pushing these surgically-altered beauty standards on us!

Ha ha, this past Thanksgiving weekend, I had the privilege of taking two separate four hour car rides, one with each parent, each of them intent on swaying me to their side. “Your mother uses drugs!” “I wish I’d married that National Geographic photographer!” I was about ready to divorce both cars from the road.

oh crap.

She is a quiet trophy doormat. Someone else on another post labeled a certain group of when women in patriarchy as dogs that roll over for their men, but can be trained to attack; especially other women. Melania seems of that breed.