How...did you get this from a police auction? Actually, how does one do police auctions in general? Between this and 30 rock, I am beginning to feel that police auctions are like a real kitschy hipster store where one can get all sorts of odd items for cheap

I also think that part of the reason Gandhi is so loved and promoted by everyone (mostly white people) is because of his nonviolent, passive angle. Just let the white people beat us! They'll realize the error of their ways! I always feel like when Gandhi is brought up, it's like "look up non-white people if you…

My cousins from Taiwan had bfs in hs (and jr high). I'm not sure about the forbidden part (never asked because I hadn't heard of it), so I don't know if it was DADT-ish, old relic on the books but not enforced, or what.

Man, I feel bad for the kids. Obviously their parents are not sane, and they don't look old enough to just peace out and stay far away from their crazy. Having hoarder parents is so, so frustrating (and my parents aren't even that bad)

Ironically, I'm actually pretty sure this would work. Even as early as hs, I met guys who liked women with leg hair. To quote, "Oh when it gets all bristly?! I LOVE IT"

My god, you're right.

I'm so tired you guys! *cries and is carried by Pete to office*

This happened to me once! But it wasn't a restaurant on Yelp, it was a makeup artist/beauty salon place. He found my email and sent me angry emails (which I responded to very calmly: "sorry, but I left that review because that's what happened.") He started some personal attacks and then in a tizzy was like "please…

SIXTY DOLLARS ARE YOU FUCKING ME

Omg, I want to work there. The poles could be metal crosses! My stiletto heels could be small gold crosses! The little "x" pasties on my boobies could be crosses!! EVERYTHING COULD BE A CROSS

Can ghosts actually hurt you? I always feel like they are freaky and unsettling but...they have no body, no mass. Besides feeling unearthly pokes, I don't think they could stab you or anything.

I would listen to the shit out of this. Can I be the one to make the walala noises in the background?

Not to mention it keeps my shameless cat from drinking out of the toilet! But I'm afraid it actually adds one more thing to get mad at re: stupid men who don't do it. My cat! The toilet lid! I only told you 500 times!

tell me you didn't swallow it...

Can anyone recommend a good makeup primer with spf? I've got a sample of smashbox's, but at $42 a tube ...

I was at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house and it seriously was like eat/talk a bit/nothing to do so let's go to Target! I excused myself and quietly left.

well, college students are actually taught now to have their cell phones out (at least, at my college I was). Call a friend and talk to her on the way back! Fake a phone call if you have to! Yes, I heard this actual advice. Not to mention all these anti-rape apps now that require you to have your phone out so your…

My god, I have one too (I'm slightly bowlegged) and I HATE all the talk about it, and when people mention it, and why the fuck all of a sudden it's important. It is literally the most useless, unsexy thing and has done nothing for me. I've had it all my life and I can't say having it has made me happier.

I'm going to further his MRA/misogyny fears and say that while I hate it when men compliment my clothing, I love it when a woman does.

I worked at a place (technology, gaming, apps) where they looked down on people who dressed up. They were seen as "trying too hard."