In her long screed about the Holocaust, she mentions Down syndrome, sickly, and elderly, some shit about melanin and the people of Adam, but no mention of any Jewish people. NONE.

"Ah, I see you're a 32C. That means you have an outgoing personality but you require your alone time. You struggle to balance work and home. Sometimes you feel unheard, but you need to trust in your voice because your thoughts are important."

I think this is really a YMMV situation. For normal, well-adjusted men, it obviously is the best. Sadly, that's the minority and most of the time an upfront refusal doesn't work well (for whatever reason). I "fade away" now because every time I was upfront and nice it became temper tantrum time.

"letting the air in"

JUST JUMP ON HIS DICK ALREADY, OBVS! I mean, geez! I mean, what has he got to do, ASK?!

you know, if it weren't for that hard casing part on the inside, I would totally eat the whole edamame. I actually really like eating the soft weird hairy skin

I have eaten the Saran Wrap holding the spam musubi together. In my defense, this was an extremely well-known ramen restaurant (and I quickly realized after the one and removed it from the rest).

lol, that mother duck is either 1. Wholly unconcerned about her children's ability to follow her (drain AND curb) 2. Is a terrible duck mother

I guess this means that Dear Daniel is not a cat, either.

omg what is she doing with her NOSE

That was the tackiest part. Just fucking donate to a charity quietly and directly, if you care so much, and cut that "percentage" out of your asking price.

I've had fantasies of pepper-spraying someone's dick. After having the maturbating-at happen to me I keep re-playing it/re-thinking through different scenarios, like "what could have I done better?"

One of my friends who is usually a very empathetic and aware man also laughed and said "that's funny" when I texted him about my being-masturbated-at experience. After I explained my side he understood, but I think it's 1. To men, dicks are funny. They aren't scary or threatening (and think about all the dick jokes…

My siblings and I talk primarily in 30 Rock quotes. It's surprising how many fit in everyday life.

Oh hm, interesting (about the sorority ninjas). I hadn't heard this term when I was back in college at a huge Greek school, but I was only really tangentially involved.

...Why would it have been originally ninjas? Is that sorority somehow overrun by ninjas? Is ninja infiltration somehow a threat ("oh shoot, we accidentally extended offers to these pledges, but it turns out they were UNDERCOVER NINJAS!")?

I've read Christian dating materials (like articles) which say the same thing, but in relation to dating: if you wouldn't do it (action like kissing) in front of your parents, then you shouldn't be doing it at all.

I've recently had a dentist tell me I had two cavities that I needed filled (but when I asked to see the x ray, he said they were too small to show up on the x ray?). I'm getting a second opinion because 1. I almost never get cavities (I have had one all my life years ago) and 2. This was after I started flossing…

Barley tea is caffeine free.

Oh, but when my professor sets his hand on fire on the last day of class as a "cool science stunt," he gets hailed as a cool guy who engages with his students?!