...so...basically just a meat diet? Also isn't coconut a fruit?

My muffin top is all that whole grain low fat I know you want a piece of that but I just wanna dance

Once I was having *loud*sex and my roommate's dopey and adorable German Shepherd freaked out and repeatedly started ramming his body against the bedroom door and whining/barking, eager to get in and save me! It was so cute and I felt so bad!

that's weird - my landlord just told me the opposite. She said that if you pay your half of the rent but the other person doesn't (and you have a record of paying, like checks and stuff), they get evicted but legally they can't evict the person who has been paying. I live in Cali, but she said this was all of the US.

While there are overdraft fees that are completely your (general) fault, banks make it way worse by practicing transaction stacking, which is predatory (and I believe had been ruled technically illegal? But, checking my accounts, I suspect BoA still does it). Some banks have publicly admitted to doing it.

But misleading his parents!! I tell you that is a GROUNDABLE offense right there, young man!

To her work email?!

I hated how they changed her character too. In season one her character was smart, honest, but marched to the beat of her own very strange drum. Season two she became literally an idiot who believed every crock of shit she was given and her strange-ness turned into some sort of very odd mental (and character) defect.

He's so dapper! Does he bark at all?

Can some enterprising lawyer get the people who were served during this time to also file some sort of joint suit at Walmart, as well? There seems to be plenty of evidence available (this news story, hospital records, customer receipts).

Whoa chihuahua-basenji? That's a crazy mix. I want a chihuahua-pitbull but I don't even know if that's possible.

They do police other things - a year or two ago I got a lengthy email from tumblr about how they were going to start censoring posts that glorify eating disorders. It was a kinda weirdly dramatic and overwrought email, too.

I believe they offered her that option and she rejected it.

Consent. Among the reasons you listed why it will be unacceptable forever, you forgot consent.

Oh my god, that ad is all over the bus stops where I live. I'm really surprised no one has wrecked because I flinch and gag whenever I see it (I'm trying to drive, ad people! I don't want to see that shit on a huge poster!)

I love this song, especially probably because I first watched it after seeing like 5 stand-up shows where some white man does some variation of "there's a word. I'm not allowed to say it - because it's a BAD word. But other people say it all the time, and (etc. stupid comedic bit)."

It sounds like it might be those lawyers that end up on Lowering the Bar (or the one on the Oatmeal) where it turns out they also do hilarious things like "modeling" topless in front of the American flag (this was a man, too).

....this story reached a whole new level once we got to the zes and zirs.

My own worst roommate story (which I haven't yet posted, because other ones clearly take the cake) was also a med school student! Pre-med at the time. I don't know what it is about pre-med/med school, but it brings out/attracts the crazies. I knew a lot of pre-meds in my college honors program, and Jesus Christ…

My god, what desperate-ass lawyer would have taken that case.