People always bitch about teenagers and how stupid they all are, how angsty, how self-absorbed, etc. but this teen was willing to suffer actual physical abuse to protect someone and stand up for what was right. Even as an adult, I know precious few adults that would do the same.

...and then what would be keeping him from stalking her, chasing her down and killing her?

It's double-edged - it's good that gluten-free is being brought to more public attention, but bad in that it's becoming a trendy fad. There are people who will get really sick if they eat gluten, and people who do it for the health trendiness (maybe this is amplified by my living in LA). In general then a lot of…

OMG THE TEXT FROM YOUR CLIT

Ugh I LOVE it when I can be with a partner that loves to get me off. I don't see how it's so fucking hard to find. Even a lot of nice guys I've dated (not "nice guys") have been pretty horrible doing anything but the bare minimum of oral before the all-hailed THRUSTING TIME.

He was an all-around badass. He refused to patent it because he didn't believe he ethically could (I believe he compared it to patenting the sun). He shied from the fame and seemed genuinely devoted to using science for good

I recently encountered on FB someone using this excuse (not intentionally, I was talking to a pro vaxx friend and she decided to jump in and bitch and tell me I had no right to judge her because she has a genetic disposition in her family that makes her unable to vaccinate and I should do more research before I…

Is a tetanus shot always going to be TDaP and cover pertussis? I got a tetanus shot recently but I wasn't told if it was TDaP, just "oh, you broke your finger and we're also going to give you a tetanus shot." On the heels of that I found from my doctor (MONTHS AFTER THE BLOOD TEST and then only after I requested) that…

Oh, you jest, but I have a long history of underwear-as-hat-wearing. It started when I was a kid and wanted to make my sister laugh. It escalated to a year ago when I discovered wearing a string bikini on your face makes you look like Bane and then spent the night chasingy (now ex) bf around, talking in a funny but…

I went to an Austin and Ally taping. At age 26. This is how my friend sold it to me:

I've found I only need two questions answered:
1. Are you racist
2. Are you sexist

"Health" - I don't think she gives a shit about real health

I think hospitals HAVE to do a pregnancy test, regardless of what you come in with. I came in with a broken finger once and the nurse didn't do one and later I heard her get a talking to outside the hallway about how you always, always do a pregnancy test

This kinda happened to my brother, except he didn't do anything besides be gay and go on a date with a 18+ man. And it was a church that did it - they basically told him he had to come out to my parents in 24 hours or they would "do it for him." Could he get a settlement? Eh, probably not, churches are exempt from…

Marriages like this always sound the best/most fun to be in (I'm a single. I love cooking and hate cooking because the serving size for any recipe is always too big for me to ever finish)

I love how this story ends with you marrying him after describing his disgusting spit, haha.

Omg...please don't tell me this restaurant is located in Texas or California. If it is, please not these cities:
1. DFW
2. Austin
3. Los Angeles

She talks about her scar a lot too, which I legit did not even notice until i first heard her mention it in Bossypants. I was audiobooking it in the car and I turned to my bf and was like "wait she has a scar?" And he was like "....yes, on her face." Undaunted, I later asked everyone I knew who watched 30 Rock if they…

Erin! I agree with what you're saying but this really needed a spoiler alert warning!! I was only up to episode 5 and now I has a sad :(

I am a millennial, so I didn't take the SATs that long ago. I even scored very high. I can not find my SATs/remember my collegeboard internet login for the life of me. Like seriously - who the fuck still has their score documentation? Especially after you know, COLLEGE? The only reason why you even had to take that…