Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Damn if that ain’t slick as a rat with a gold tooth.

Holy shit, a bunch of dudes are pissed off that they can “do everything right” and not get rewarded with a relationship for it?

The more they talk the more they got us all they way fucked up.

But I think the problem with shows like this and Man in The High Castle is that there’s no way to quantify the effects of leaving an entire race/creed of people out of society. Individual contributions don’t exist in a vaccum. Think of how different music would be if all those amazing southern-born POC artists were…

First of all, if you can’t even manage to get the announcement right then I don’t know what right you think you have to ask people to reserve judgement or have faith in you to get the actual show right. This is a tiny spec in a great big deal of what they’re creating and they botched it horribly.

I always thought an interesting alternate history would be one where Reconstruction actually continued, and all the freed slaves got their 40 acres and a mule.

Studio head: Yes, I said affair. It’s not rape if the woman is wearing light fabric and there’s soft lighting in the shot... I’m confused... what do you mean by “coercion” and what is consent? We don’t have time for those buzzwords. Just use soft lighting!

I’ll say it again: I would totally watch a show about if Nat Turner’s rebellion succeeded.

Alanis Morissette’s ex-business manager was sentenced to six years in prison after pleading guilty to embezzlement.

That’s a fair sentence. Jonathan should have kept his hands clean, instead, he had his hand in her pocket, uninvited. Oh, well; you live, you learn.

That chart was made in 1903. With a sensible diet, moderate exercise, and modern medical care you should be able to continue debauching and dissipating well into your mid-fifties or beyond, depending on your opinions about plastic surgery.

Few people ever talk about this. Their entire “public persona” is 100% about marketing themselves as the “black man’s” ultimate sexual fantasies, mostly because of the size and shape of their asses. It’s grossly insulting, as it implies that “black men” just can’t resist “big butts” and always commodify women based…

“Grown adults are responsible for the choices they make. Film at 11.”

Outsized? How, exactly? I think it’s proportionate. I actually think it didn’t go far enough.

Smarting. Yes. Traumatized? Come the FUCK on.

Right? Real activists are getting pepper sprayed, hit with night sticks, tasered, and hauled off to jail. And Pepsi tried to make a cheap buck off “tapping into the energy of the movement” in the most tone-deaf way possible. But you are the real victim here, Kendall. Go to Paris and try to recover, you poor thing.

Eh, the reality is this whole clusterfuck will soon be forgotten and Kendall can go back to Kendalling and then the nuclear war will wipe out everything.

Relax children, Santa Claus is not black

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program