Because if women stay home and have babies they’re lazy and lack ambition but if they have kids and go to work they are heartless, grasping, non-women. We live in a perpetual catch-22 and why change it? It’s not like making women feel bad about their choices and keeping them from economic equality ever benefitted…

this is what happens when your co-workers remind you that despite all your conservative antics, they still see you as just a black person like the rest of us. all her appeals to the religious right, the gun lobby, and other conservative causes won’t save her from racism. BLOOP!

He’s a hack that recycles old ideas, shocks with violence and continues to objectify women and promote shit stereotypes of people of colour. His hubris and delusions of grandeur are nauseating. Sit the fuck down and STFU already, QT.

WOW. SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME GET THEIR GRANDPA!!

Knowing America, we’ll constantly round up to nickle and dime people.

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

This really goes to show that you’re either pro-choice, or you’re pro-illegal/unsafe abortion. I read that somewhere (possibly from another Jezebel commenter) and it has stuck with me ever since.

I never plan on having children but I will say this, even though the possibility is something I will likely never face SIDS fucking terrifies me. I remember hearing about it when it happened, and I desperately hope that her movement gains the traction it deserves, no human being should have to go through what she did.

This isn’t gonna end well.

I think you could pretty convincingly argue that all modern-day usage of “ghetto” is racist.

How odd that you can write but you can’t read.

Several bridled at the thought, and an unnamed mare became downright bucky.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

If you felt that way or were in a state of mind that approximated that feeling than there was nothing dickish about it. It’s far worse to lie about that and keep a relationship you don’t want to be in.

It’s a spectacular disgace, but I don’t know if these shenanigans are a failure in the eyes of these angry old men.

We did this!!

I say just go with whatever name sounds best next to your first name.

“D) choosing a brand new name.”

Saying “don’t do this thing that is entirely you and your partner’s decision, and effects literally nobody aside from the two of you, because it will piss people (aka douchecanoes I don’t like anyway) off” is the verbal equivalent of promising me 8 billion dollars, a beach side mansion, and a pony to actually do just…

We did it. Did it put some noses out of joint? Yes. His parents, conservative with a small c, found it baffling. Actual quote: “only criminals and transsexuals change their name.” My parents, radical (with a small r) feminists, thought it was amazing. It is still the best and most important decision we made about our…