In my experience, you can be friends with your exes granted you didn't care too much for them in the first place.

Bracing myself for all the "See? She doesn't need the gimmicky costumes" responses plastered all over the internet.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to provide history lessons. If that's all you think of the man, you're either racist or not knowledgeable enough to comment.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

as for the missing 2 members, one of them has been rotting away due to poor life choices... And Dustin Diamond is in jail

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

Dialing 0 on the pink telephone.

"Popping the snapple cap" is a good one. A coworker once told me that she was going home and "getting the last pickle out of the jar"

It's white privilege speak coming out of a black mouth, which is what makes it so goddamn disappointing

I'm sorry, but this is fucking awful—equal parts judgmental and condescending, with a healthy dose of know-it-all-ness thrown in for good measure. I hate when people put their ridiculous shit on everyone else and then use limited anecdotal evidence from their own lives to support it.

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

To me, this is a psychological trick white America plays with itself. In order to continue to delude itself that America is the best country, that we're just, that meritocracy is real and the American Dream exists, it will search for any and all reasons to pretend racism doesn't exist. Because once you admit it does,…

The first day of looting 7 out of the 9 looters they arrested weren't from ferguson. Yesterday, the cops watched while protestors formed human blockades to stop the looters. They didn't help, they just watched.

Maybe they just couldn't get their kids no sleep until (they called them) Brooklyn.