As somebody who unfortunately lives here I’m all for breaking us up into smaller states because eff the North Part of the State we went from having a great streamlined voting system to this fuckery. Great education and great library system now being cobbled apart by a combination of over zealous proto-facists and…

I mean once your boy Bowtie McSquarehead, coined the phrase “Legacy Americans” on fox news its pretty clear what’s up and who’s being reframed as the real Americans so. No surprises the reps for that party are toeing the line back to that too.

It’s insane all the worry about kids missing out on valuable learning days for whatever nonsense standardized test they gotta do that year. As if the tests aren’t straight nonsense garbage. Most teachers wouldn’t have been stressed into quitting without the constant push by districts to do busy work to look like…

I knew looking at the cast it wouldn’t be any good, they’re all either too pretty or too bland and you don’t have anybody here with snappy comedy chops except for maybe Francia Raisa who in a more just universe would be the main character here.

Nothing announces another man’s threat to your sense of calm than declaring you’re going to “Beat him up” for the crime of dicking down your ex-wife. It implies the other man is way too good at it. It’s hilarious. 

Oh look reason 1,762 for why the free market can’t fix racism and why if you to don’t certify equality as a rule of law your movement is gonna keep getting fucked in perpetual moments despite whatever else happens culturally.

If they don’t want Trump to sweep the leg again in 2024 cancelling student loan debt and making a public healthcare option would sink the shot for the incumbent who’s gonna run after Biden (I hope not Kamala) but that would require them to do something besides provide themselves as the soft alternative to absolute fasc…

I think the biggest point about millenials being over cautious is a direct reaction to being raised in a “danger around every corner and if you mess up you die” culture and it’s not brought up enough because they wanted to use that generation as a scapegoat for everything but like...what did you expect?

There was so much gang panic in my childhood that like school uniforms became a thing and nobody could wear hats...like childhood was way more strict in a lot of ways I feel like conformity is less demanded as a right parents have to their children...mind you we might be close to going back to that because of the…

Yeah I think it’s harmless cosplay until like...some idiot tries to sell a simpler time aesthetic we need to getting back to polictically...because that never existed and I worry one trades one for the other if left uninformed but also I think the kids are fine. It’s the twenty somethings I’m eye-balling on that point.

I think in the same way my childhood had a rosie vision of the 60's the new kids get that about the 80's in the best fashion. You’re getting the rainbow fashion magazine version with none of the awful homophobia and racism that the era really had. Like technically you had more “freedom” but there was also so much…

If you’re in Texas make sure to keep a look out for a bill called the “Parents Bill of Rights” and be sure to vote against it. Its a cudgel the right is using to undermine the civil rights of not only children but also to have fee reign to censor media in public entities such as school and public libraries in a bid to…

It’s a classic case of justice ain’t always gonna end up right. Because on the one hand its clear she’s cuckoo bananas and the family is fucked up but they also had no right to her money or to dictate her life because she’s no crazier than any of them. But now the monkey is outta the barrel and we all gotta suffer the…

I wouldn’t rule it out, or him killing the kids as soon as she remarries again...because narcissism.

My guess is he’s the type who its fun to me messy with, especially after a real fucked up scenario it’s nice to let loose and you can’t do that with every kinda dude because they make you feel shitty for it but he probably is such a comfortable mess you won’t feel bad comparatively, a nice dip before you have to…

I mean...considering how out and about rappers are about the one sex act they won’t do it’s obvious what Pete Davidson’s appeal is.

Further proof that glib self-awareness does not make one capable of avoiding obvious mistakes.

Same as it ever was, considering how he always instantly dogged his exes for being “dirty hoes” despite lily padding his way through every relationship in his adult life. It’s ass backwards but so many men have that outlook its innocuous.

Yeah, Gretchen Weiners is really tryna make fetch happen.

It’s weird that the Young Wizards series never got an adaptation all things considered but that might’ve been up to the writer.