Technically maybe, but the programs aren’t free and the humans aren’t free either and while it would be easy from the outside to just settle up with being okay with the stalemate while oppression continues, that’s not what our heroes believe in or are about.

I think Bugs was obsessed with getting him out because seeing him break the rules of reality launched her out. You can construe that finding out the person who set you free is now a prisoner would make you want to save them too.

I tend to agree with you when they do it to be like fan service but I thought they actually used it as a storytelling device and kinda let the audience know where the movie was not gonna go. I would say for a series as big as the Matrix and that had the cultural impact it had you kinda have to bring it up to steer the…

The machines half-assed the deal by leaving Zion alone, and the survivors we’re like “Bet” so they’ve been at a weird stalemate for about sixty years. It probably doesn’t matter how many people escape at a trickle because they got a better battery to draw from.

I hate the two party system and the fact that we don’t have a Labor Party so very much. I don’t even know a strategy we the people could enact to get multi-choice voting or whatever its called. But every election we’re held hostage by the “do nothing” Democrats and the “do as much as we can to bring on Neo-Feudalism…

I hate to say this can usually only be accomplished once a actor’s star has waned...but that seems to be the case. Anybody with even a slightly viable level of fame ain’t going down for nothing if they haven’t done something outrageously heinous. Unfortunately the tolerance we have for these crimes as a society are…

It’s honestly been a minute since I’ve seen the opening that’s a really good set-up...why do I remember Temple of Doom being a slog to suffer through? Is it the middle that’s the problem, because once you get to the cult its awesome again

That’s fair and I definitely think a Jurassic Park movie sticks with you more if your favorite dinosaur type is in it, quality of overall movie be damned. Because I also remember Jurassic World 2 way better than the first Jurassic World. 

I literally check out mentally when the dinosaur of the plane says “Alan”

Nah, the movies are pro dinosaur it’s not that kinda movie. I love that stupid gymnastics scene sooooo much. Mind you I was a little black girl in gymnastics at the time so my bias is heavy. Imagining drop kicking a raptor made that activity way more fun!

Has any teen in the history of ever gotten permission from their parents before starting their sexual lives?

I definitely think Che and Miranda are gonna have an affair. I feel like they’re gonna make Charlotte’s kid trans because they’re pushing it so thick with the weird dress thing...even though do upper crust moms still expect to dress their teenagers? It feels weird

I feel like people going into a Jurassic Park movie expecting it not to be goofy are gonna always be disappointed. Thee Lost World is silly...but it has so many memorable moments I literally cannot recall the 3rd movie no matter how many times I’ve seen it.

I like Crystal Skull a bit more than Temple of Doom which only gets watchable towards the end..so depends on if you find a movie that starts strong but farts out more forgivable than a movie that takes forever to get tolerable and sinks the landing. Hard call.

I mean considering its an adaptation of some terrible source material...ehhh hard call if what’s bad about it is the fault of the director. 

I was gonna throw that one in with Always...which is definitely the worst one. 

I mean its probably not the best thing ever to keep working as a way to deal with your grief, but it’s not like there’s a right way to deal with it either. It’s gonna follow you despite your efforts or actions anyway. Super sad for both him and the mom.

I think people are trying to cast him as a frivilous baby maker with no commitment to the women he’s involved with.

I agree...and we need to stop only casting her or Cynthia Erivo everytime we need a black lady who can sing role. Spread that shit out! We need more black actress exposure. 

I don’t believe the writer of this obvious recap held a gun up to the bulk of their readers and forced them to read the recap. I don’t have proof that it didn’t happen, but it seems unlikely.