Ah, NanoBubbles(TM). I know them well. If you’ve never had the miraculous panacea known as Recovery Water, understand this: If your ACL is torn, NanoBubbles(TM) will untear it in a matter of moments. If your head has been caved in by a man who weighs twice as much as you, NanoBubbles(TM) will fill the gap with a…

Do you think we can’t list more?

Plus he even retrieved a ball for Ruiz while he was hitting! What a mensch.

For me, the one batsman I admired a lot was Sunil Gavaskar. He was someone who tired the bowlers out first with his temperament, and then put them to the sword with his array of strokes. But never did he succumb to their relentless pursuit to raid his citadel.

Do you know how the Constitution works? It seems like you don’t know how the Constitution works.

No? I will. He won his batting title because he bunted for a hit, then came out of the game like a bitch for fear of making outs, followed by bolting to Miami for the money.

Sorry, Jose, guess you should have thought a little more about winning and controlling where you’d play before you chased the money to go to the fucking Marlins without a no-trade clause.

You’re better than this, Samer.

How “restricted” are guns in America? You also can’t compare per-capita murder rates between the U.S. and Mexico — they’re totally different countries with totally different ways of life and economic situations.

According to the stats I saw, it’s something like 114 million handguns, 110 million rifles and 80 million or so shotguns, but it’s all pretty approximate.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect.

Leave the TMZ shit on TMZ, will you? I don’t think Deadspin readers give one singular fuck about who’s kissing whom in shitty photos taken by a stalker “photojournalist” at a restaurant.

I was subtracting the handgun total from the non-specified gun total, which leaves a number that’s annually in the neighborhood of 2,000. Perhaps some of those are handguns, but with rifles, shotguns and “other guns” approaching a total of 1,000 per year, plus what one must assume is at least a reasonable chunk of the…

Can’t be too hard for them to track down the parts — probably all made in China.

Your math is off. Way off.

Well, that was stupid. That box isn’t big enough for that gun.

Tebow was great in college.

No one’s saying that there’s a one-for-one correlation between performance and popularity, but the fact that we have to explain why ARod didn’t reach peak popularity (and why we don’t have to explain why Didi Gregorius hasn’t) seems to be a pretty strong argument in favor of performance breeding popularity. Jeter’s…

Performance breeds popularity.

I know it’s Lovecraft, but it sounds so racist.