TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer

Are you using Chrome? I have Windows 8, but I’ve had what you’re describing as an issue in Chrome. I think it has something to do with the way the browser deals with high screen resolutions, because usually if I zoom to 100% (sometimes I need to go to 110%), it magically appears.

Man, Drew must really be upset — NOT ONE instance of caps in this whole post.

Well, I just saw Avengers: Age of Ultron, and it was pretty fucking bad.

Even as a Rangers fan, I’m not mad about that penalty not being called. It’s acceptable.

I wouldn’t say I described my dog in terms of deep regret, but I do feel very sad that no matter how I’ve tried over the years, I really can’t coax much in the way of affection or emotion out of him unless food or squirrels are involved. I would like a dog who’s a loving companion, because that’s what dogs are

I didn’t call my dog a piece of shit. I didn’t even say my dog sucks. I said he sucks at being a dog. He doesn’t have a whole lot of dog-like qualities, other than the fact that he is technically a dog.

If only, Che. If only.

The sort of half-cocked “classes” that you can get at a North Philadelphia animal shelter are not going to help my dog. Maybe, maybe, some high-priced dog psychologist could do something with my dog, but frankly, I doubt it. It’s really cute of you to make assumptions about my skills as a dog owner, but you’re basing

I don’t think of my dog as property. I’m sorry that my usage of the word “thing” made several of you mount your high horses and decide that my dog is little more than an object of amusement for me, but no.

Exactly none of my dog’s life revolves around making me happy. Listen, I love my dog, I treat him well, and he’s a really nice guy, but he gives no fucks about anything except food, and even that he only gives half a fuck about.

I should add: If you do rescue a dog, shop carefully. Because unlike what the author says, there are shitty dogs. A lot of them. (It may not be their fault that they’re shitty... but they are.)

Roads are pretty big, y’know.

He is that fucking good, though.

Well, at least they’re getting something right in Detroit. I guess all those factories closing leaves people a lot of extra reading time. Silver lining!

Well, it’s official. Max Scherzer has come out against the use of the disabled list in the National League.

Rethink your hot beverage. Buy expensive soup and drink it through a straw*.

every tomato at the grocery store, no matter how shiny and heavy and beautifully red, is going to be a mealy, watery, flavorless piece of crap.

tl;dr: Jason Whitlock is an Uncle Tom.

Well, you know, that and avoiding PED suspensions.

I’m currently laying on my “dedicated workspace,” also known as my sectional, which is in front of my TV and my weed and my Big Jambox.