Thanks, but I'll wait for the inevitable Walgreens smellalike, eau de Arial. Only $9.99.

In the first one, I was annoyed that they referred to the vampire guy as 'so gay' in that homophobic insult kind. I just got to the (third?) one where they bring up gay again and I was prepared to be annoyed until the reference to the Brokeback tent scene—complete with music! If that actually happened, I might see…

My Mum took her service dog in there once and he pissed all over the crosses on the lower shelf. He has never done that at Michaels.

You win all my internets today.

Exactly. Because the jist of the poem was "everyone thinks you're sweet and nice but I SEE THROUGH YOU".

thus proving your point

Oh my goodness. I can relate to this so much. My sister is here asleep while my mother and I cook like dogs. She promised me yesterday that she would clean up the kitchen so that I could mop the floor (my mom won't cook in a kitchen that hasn't been cleaned first) but all she did was sleep. I had to clean the kitchen,…

He's not kind of a dick. He IS a dick.

To be fair, Dr. Hawass is kind of a dick. He's been around forever, usually in the capacity of trying to "protect" Egyptian antiquities from exploitation while simultaneously exploiting them to gain fame and money.

Both Beyonce and the egyptologist behaved badly, so they cancel each other out. But does he OWN the pyramids? I mean, who is he to say she can't visit them? What? Is he the only one who can lead tours of the pyramids?

So, Dr. Zahi Hawass is the Pyramid Nazi?

Wow... He banned her from his tour for being rude and then "called Beyonce stupid and left".

Chianti? Not unless it's a really special meal. If you catch my drift.

It's fair use pure and simple, and they don't need to ask. If this goes to court the Beasties will lose.

1. How do you know she's pretending?

I think it is worth noting that 90% of the students at this school qualify for free lunch. I think it is fair to suspect that the remaining 10% are hovering at the poverty level. It is galling to me that this teacher would choose to use such contemptuous language in this letter to parents that are probably barely…

First grade teacher here. This is an issue, but she did not handle it appropriately. Part of the problem is that teachers are often standing closer to a child than you would stand to someone in other situations (leaning over to look at their work, or talk quietly to them, or leaning in to hear them because they…

What you do is you give a lesson on proper washing, etc. Call it a deportment lesson. Washing hands. Washing clothes. Washing feet and faces. Taking baths. Then, you send home an assignment for the kids in the form of actual homework. Write or (for younger ones) present a show and tell about brushing your teeth, for…