So "the key" is his dick? They should just call this perfume "Bieber Dick".

Why won't she just install their goddamn window? God, what a self absorbed diva.

I have a Facebook friend. She's not a conventionally beautiful woman...but she's MASTERED selfies. She takes the best photos of herself that make her look like a million bucks. It used to annoy the crap out of me because she posts them a LOT, I'm thinking she's good for like 10 selfies a month at least. Like, get over…

Zappos:

11/10 A++ Zappos... that's some damn fine trolling right there.

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

I found this gif last night and I had to share it with you guys. I have no idea where she is or what she is up to, but here is Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.

The whole Jennifer Lawrence-David Letterman interaction reminds me of when I am telling an awesome and hilarious story to someone who just does not exist on the same wavelength as me and does not think I am funny. But I am! I am delightful! That person is just a humorless dick. (In this, I am of course Jennifer and…

The waves of concern trolling (esp by dudes who are "just trying to help" and "not trying to police anyone's body") are causing pretty severe eyerollitis

To save half of you the trouble: OMG Fatties R Bad. Shame on you Laura for being a fatpologist! Health! CONCERN!!

Yes, yes, The Internet thinks that Sam Claflin isn't sexy enough to play Finnick. WE KNOW, because people haven't stopped going on about it for the last year.

Sexiness is apparently very subjective because I would be all over that man if I was worthy enough.

I did really like when she did the bit about "just dress like a person!"

Gaga's shy nerd impression was grating, until I realized she was totally channeling Agnes Gooch, and all was forgiven.

I actually kind of love the shape of this in the hips. Not in an I-would-wear-it way, but in an appreciating-the-artfulness-of-fashion-I-would-never-wear way. You know.

When I saw that headline, thought for a sec that someone was making a movie about a young Madeleine Albright played by Jennifer Lawrence.

You ever really analyze what it was that made you so insecure and why you took it out on other girls and women particularly?

Calling out people for being shitty is fine at times—especially when it actively hurts people's dignity and interests— and we can also work to change the system in the meantime.

This made me cry. We know for a fact that she's a good actress, but you can't really fake being nice to that level. She comes across as somebody who really likes people.
She has her back to the camera the whole time and she doesn't look like she gives a shit.

I don't get it. Where's the nudity? The drugs? The trips to rehab? The car accidents? The drunken upskirt photos?