Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,
TortugaSkpetic
TortugaSkpetic
Who is this? I am a straight married woman, but her Platonic Form of a butt makes me feel all funny inside.
Eh. Maybe she's 4'11. It was a rhetorical point, I really don't think she was trying to define the upper bounds of acceptability universally.
I was followed around Whole Foods two months ago. I guess comparing the ingredients of pasta sauce while loudly listening to RadioLab screams thief these days. Oh wait, maybe it's my skin color.
At least I'm poor and can't shop in these stores anyway. At least there is that. Though I have been profiled in some really crappy stores too so I guess that I'll just start wearing potato sacks.
If you wanted to see pussy squashed against some glass, all you had to do was ask.
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Also totally squeee worthy from the same guy, same little girl needs more freedom of movement while dancing, rips off her diaper and gets down to "Work Bitch" from Britney. Dad even black barred any potential baby bum.
WHY do people leave the cupboards open, though? I mean, I'm not going to leave him over it, but good god. I don't even understand the thought process (or lack thereof) behind it.
I'm Canadian, but I would like to nominate this woman for President. Hell, she can be Prime Minister over here, too, if she wants.
Also, here's a picture of Lena Dunham watching this clip at Mindy Kaling's house last night because why not?
