Because 100-105 is ideal. Anything below that is "eat a cheeseburger" territory. Anything above is "Put the cheeseburger down and go for a run, fatty!" Duh.

Here you go, sweetie. Love you!

"Sandwiches are love"

“Yeah, they’re privileged. But they’ve earned it.”

I hate this. I hate this so much. It isn't fair that "pretty" is something I should be able to do and I'm penalized if I can't or won't.

Sales people can be ridiculous. My mom used to have to call the manager on salesgirls who felt comfortable saying that the item she was asking for was too expensive for her. "Do you have X?" "Yes, but it is really expensive." B/c you know, we are black, and we are all poor.

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

If anything happens to her, we'll know who did it.
(HEAR THAT, RAGE BEAST!? This is now a matter of public knowledge!)

I have the strongest urge to email this guy a link to the Chicago Manuel of Style.

He's basically making the exact point he thinks he's arguing against. If all these great women writers are good enough to be featured in letters or the blog, why aren't more of them being tapped as feature writers? Why has he relegated the vast majority of female contributors to a pink ghetto, without access to the…

That's how it should be. Really it's a hammer tattoo on the wrist that's a real giveaway, but wearing it at all can cause questions. I consider myself norse pagan but I have all my tattoos in places that aren't easily seen or that aren't strictly connected to the histories. Most people scoff if I bring up cultural…

Ho ho ho, I like it. Santa would NOT visit that little enclave. "Fuck that" said Santa. Explain that to your kids, shitstains!

I've always said that if municipalities like this claim that they want to not be part of the greater republic, then so be it. Cut them off from all services and tax benefits. Give them nothing. Hell, put up checkpoints on the roads that they have to cross to even get into the US. And if any of them crosses…

I think you forgot "... during the Neolithic period, men evolved longer-story-telling genes while recounting their adventures during the mammoth hunts. The women, who didn't go on these hunts, didn't evolve the longer-story-telling gene, but are better adapted to create short bedtime-type stories and shopping lists."

Bullshit. It is illegal to threaten to harm someone else. It's not about "free speech" or your "liberties." One person's freedom does not extend to inciting harm against others.

I guess the real question is, who'll run the town when Cobb becomes the 2016 GOP presidential nominee?

This is the best possible use of all caps on the internet. +1 internets to you, cassiebearRAWR.

NORMALLY HULK WOULD SAY "HULK SMASH" IN THIS INSTANCE, BUT THIS TIME IT SEEM TOO EASY FOR HULK.