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Can we get an Ashley Feinberg Deadcast?

Drew’s back!

Imagine if we actually funded police departments correctly and didn’t allow a single cent of their funding to come from the fines they collect from this shit so that the incentive was public safety and not financial need (or greed for the ones who embezzle) for the cops?

Oh right that would require taxing rich people

Oddly enough, I just watched a documentary about Grease 2 called The Case Against Adrian Zmed.

At least the Detective was Stabler.

Hey! Look at the photo. The earth in that picture is a disk.  Just a FLAT disc. 

“There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it’s all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun.”

Oh weird, I thought it would look like this...

Well look at you, being a dang genius and living your best life.

When I go to fry something else (usually tortilla chips) I’ll cut up and do the first fry on some french fries, too. Then freeze them, so if I want some I have them ready for the second trip through the fryer/pan/whatever.

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

It’s a menagerie of white trash ingredients.

Why spicy italian sausage instead of chorizo?

Someone’s Chinese New Year might not be that happy after eating all that cheese dip.

They don’t call trucker speed trucker speed because librarians use it. I’m going with trucker speed. 

Cocaine on a truckers salary? Yeah right that is some back yard meth or some PCP.

But most likely meth as it’s cheap and keeps you awake for days.

Now playing

I drive a broke down rig on “may-pop” tires
Forty foot of overload
A lot of people say that I’m crazy
Because I don’t know how to take it slow
I got a broomstick on the throttle
I got her opened up and head right down
Nonstop back to Dallas
Poppin’ them West Coast turn-arounds

What’s not clear is why Mack was so damn mad—and how he managed to defend himself against the police for five straight hours.

Thank you for the serious answer to what I thought was obviously a joke. It works in all the movies!

That TEAL tho.