Yeah, this was the biggest problem with her in that movie by leaps and bounds.  She did a fine job with what she was handed, but having the character appear that young made no sense whatsoever.

I think you’re being harsh of Kate Bosworth. I thought she was a very convincing 22-year-old veteran journalist with a Pulitzer and a five-year-old!

All I see are a whole bunch of these:

Pardon me, but you forgot slumps, grunts and sonkers!

THE SIMULATOR IS FLAWED. TREX ELBOWS TOO POINTY. WHAT A JOKE.

Also, this is incredible to me:

Give me a nice savory pie instead. Liver, kidney or stargazy pie:

I’m disappointed. Not one Jedi was tossed in the air, stomped on, bit in half, or tail-whipped.

I’ve played all the Dark Forces games. 20,000 T. Rex vs 3,000 Jedi would be a better comparison. Thrown sabers and force pulling/pushing those dinos around is going to be very effective.

The past vs the future? No, the Jedis are from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Probably contemporaneous with the Cretaceous period; I assume this is an accurate historical reenactment.

I never really knew what a pandowdy is. I may try it sometime. But I’m still cursing you for getting that song stuck in my head.

Buddy, wasn’t the Chick-fil-A article a Point:Counterpoint?

This is some of the best Kinja I’ve seen in years.

This is what I read the comments. Mine that salt, old man. Mine it so hard. 

Wait, you can fire someone for being an unhinged dumbass on Twitter? Asking for 325,000,000 American friends.

“! Period!” is a pretty damn confusing string of text.