I haven’t played NBA Jam in eons but I can still hear the oooOH BOOM SHAKA LAKA

From Downtown? I feel like this would be from Downtown.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

All that stress and tension IS the training.

Chidi stays in shape running back and forth between which machine to use, and picking up and then putting down weights trying to decide what workout to do.  

I think Tuesdays are tied with Sundays after about 3 PM.   The are both just the worst

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

He’s got to have a trainer who tells him what to do.

The answer is that everyday is both arm and leg day and that’s why he’s so jacked.

I think the hand-wavy explaination is that he can’t decide, thus every day is a leg day and an arm day and a running day and....hence jacked Chidi.

Well, I don't recall having seen his legs, so maybe it's just always arm day? 

He’s so fit because he does every exercise and uses every piece of equipment in the gym each time to avoid choosing, surely.

I definitely had that thought watching the episode, but TGP did it better. Doctor Who just did it as a good silly handwavey joke, Good Place somehow did it even sillier but took it more seriously and its just a really well deployed joke and plot device.

It’s been here for bearimies.

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Yeah, I was going to recommend Scotch. May I also recommend hiding the bottle after? Your wife’s coworkers can drink something other than your good single malt.

No option for “Not going anywhere, but staying home polishing silver because your spouse wants her coworkers over for Thanksgiving.” I’m going with generous pours of Speyside single malts over a touch of ennui.