Well, Pastel Getty, Mauve Maud, and Bea Amethyst would have also worked.

This, my friend, is my favorite comment of the year. Any word on which side Of the trench DiGiorno is on?

Hi.

That sumbitch kills my grand pappy (with his crappy pizza not with a plane. But still)!

See, as much as I want the FF back in the MCU, this is why I don’t want Disney to buy 20th Century Fox. There’s NO WAY that Disney would have done a trailer this wonderful and hilarious. Kudos, Fox.

Trump Plaza is currently the most depressing buidling you can see.

Based on Trump’s casinos, it will come in over-budget, be built shoddily, and collapse with ten years

Ever since Donald Trump became the first candidate in 40 years not to release their tax returns, people have speculated that it is because of financial ties to Russia. But what if (now hear me out) it’s because he owns a large chain of hardware stores in northern Mexico and the whole wall plan is just a scheme to…

Well that’s where the eminent domain lawyers come in.

I grew up on the border. I remember when the Bush administration put up the fence all those years ago. I would pass by it literally every day until I moved away. I see it every time I go home. I hate that fence. I hate it so much. The idea of a border wall is infuriating to me. It creates in me an anger like little…

True, a good machinist should be able to hog this out of aluminum and fabricate a decent box.

I know the target market is urban geeks, but seriously, fuck any toolbox that comes with plastic hinges.

I bet these would make a good gnocchi.

I can’t believe that’s Vincent D’Onofrio and that movie came out the same year as Full Metal Jacket.

I cant believe this is Vincent Donofrio

This sink is leaking, I’ll need my tools, Come hither Mjol... Majal.... Majni.... sigh.... Mew Mew.

This was a very worthy comment. I want another.

I bought one of these, but they can’t ship it to me until they find a UPS driver who is worthy enough to lift it onto their truck.