This, my friend, is my favorite comment of the year. Any word on which side Of the trench DiGiorno is on?

That sumbitch kills my grand pappy (with his crappy pizza not with a plane. But still)!

To be fair, fighting for the Emperor has a little more gravitas than fighting for some upstart corporal.

Well that means there is only one guy to call —

Best day to be drunk is Wednesday.

Yup!

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Don’t knock Gasol for moving so slowly. Everybody knows, before you get drilled by a Dennis, they’re supposed to give you anaesthesia.

He should just get back.

+A dance that ain’t got no steps

I see a little three-striped logo on the corner of his jersey that may be making Bill Self a little bit nervous about this particular car, methinks...

Trump Plaza is currently the most depressing buidling you can see.

Based on Trump’s casinos, it will come in over-budget, be built shoddily, and collapse with ten years

Ever since Donald Trump became the first candidate in 40 years not to release their tax returns, people have speculated that it is because of financial ties to Russia. But what if (now hear me out) it’s because he owns a large chain of hardware stores in northern Mexico and the whole wall plan is just a scheme to…

Well that’s where the eminent domain lawyers come in.

I grew up on the border. I remember when the Bush administration put up the fence all those years ago. I would pass by it literally every day until I moved away. I see it every time I go home. I hate that fence. I hate it so much. The idea of a border wall is infuriating to me. It creates in me an anger like little…

I bet these would make a good gnocchi.