psh, amateur!

I’m only sort of old and I had a good sleep, but I too thought it said Jon-Benet Ramsey.

You’re not alone.

“Done.”

Cheese curd tacos. Very interesting.

Many people are offended by any choking reenactment, but none more than the 2014 Seattle Seahawks.

The oil patterns in professional tournaments are exponentially harder than what a person would find at their neighborhood alley for leagues. The general line of thinking is to take a local league bowler’s avg and then subtract 40 pins per game and you would get an approximate pro equivalent (i.e. 220 avg. league…

So who will the Browns waste that pick on?

The creep can roll.

ROLL THE RIGHT WAY (Walter Ray Williams fires bowling ball at Mookie’s head)

At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

The walk away while the ball is still rolling is the bat flip of the bowling world.

It should be noted that Aubrey Huff’s ratio on that initial tweet is currently at “career year for Aubrey Huff.”

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

Popular baby names for 2018: Bortles, Bort, Bortlesby, Bortella, Borbert, and Dave. 

Wine! Wine? Wine! Wine. Wine.

At least it was the other “cat” mascot and not one of the non-cat ones. Boy, would that have been embarrassing!

You are right, the Detroit Tigers have never won an NFL game.

To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.

Notice nobody is directly behind him.