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I’m finding this far funnier than I should. I’m dying over here.

oh this is so good

i approve of this take

What’s the best air freshener smell?

+1 for you, Mr. Fuzzy Britches.

We went through every question you could imagine, and I answered even some more for them just so they knew I was good, and then went back in there.

C’mon Tom, there’s no scientific evidence that a hit to the jaw can injure a #brand.

+1 nano bubble

“I’m fine guys. I told you, the concussion water works!”

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

Yeah their lighter episodes are good, and the venus fly trap one is one of my go-to examples for the range of topics covered and how it isn’t your traditional true crime podcast.

But I like the ones that kind of touch you the best. The recent one about the Native American burial thefts, or about religious folks helping

What was that? Who was that?!? It’s awesome! But he looks like Jason Biggs, sounds like Louis Armstrong...and threw in a just a smear of Yiddish into the southern soulful jazz lyrics 🤷‍♂️👍

One of my favorite episodes was the one about the Venus flytrap theft rings. Also the one about the bourbon. I listen to a lot of dark true crime podcasts, so it’s nice to have a lighter one for days when I need a mental breather.

Found a live feed of Zeke’s legal situation:

Great, so now Zeke’s gotta get himself a Suspension-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster.

If I was a Deadspin editor, I’d just have the next dozen or so updates sitting in a queue waiting to hit “publish.” Doing tasks like that in batches is a great way to be more efficient and give yourself more time to surf websites like Deadspin.

im just really glad he’s not doing anything to distract his team like doing a kneel during a song

JUST TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST HIM IN FANTASY AGAIN THIS WEEK GODDAMMIT

“If I die helicopter skiing, you have the right to do the exact same thing I’m doing to Roy Halladay. He got what he deserved.” 

Is this the new “he knew what he signed up for?”