“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Psssh, biggest sports tournament in the world? We invent our own sports and then call our teams the world champions when they win. And no one stops us!

I may be a solipsist but I find it difficult to believe that anybody actually cares about US Men’s Soccer, it’s like seeing a bunch of people anguishing over another medal shutout for the US Men’s Winter Olympics Biathlon Team.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

Hey, don’t blame this on Omar Bradley! He may not have ever beaten Trinidad & Tobago, but he did beat the nazis.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

Or a duck hunter in Minnesota having a small stroke

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

Exactly and they weren’t saying boo, they were saying Boo-urns

I’ve been waiting an hour to make a switch joke on deadspin. Articles up for 7 minutes and it’s way too late for me.

I wasn’t aware there were still Cutler apologists.

This is not the place for your anti-gay-horse agenda, buddy.

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

his horses, named Iancol and Shakeitupbetty, tested positive for the drug sildenafil (also know as by the brand name Viagra)

Cutler doesn’t even react to the booing. Almost like he’s inoculated.

I’m a Day 1 Puig fan. IDK if it’s chicken or egg, but holy moly, the biggest actual difference by far is his newfound plate discipline. He is absolutely SPITTING on anything that’s not in the zone. Puig has never been even remotely close to that sharp at the plate (he’s usually markedly worse in the playoffs). Even…