Wow!

Melting is ice cube erasure. 

The eventual legal determination of what tuna is or isn’t will be fascinating, but since the majority of the “a hot dog isn’t a sandwich” arguments on AVClub’s sister site referenced the hinged bread, it may end up arguable that Subway’s tuna sandwich is neither tuna nor a sandwich. Discuss.

What’s heavenly is those short shorts. Rawr!

Will the universe end with a bang or a whimper. Neither, it will end as all things do, as Baywatch Nights.

Plus side, Anthony Hopkins gets a sweet new horse to ride. 

Grisham’s characters come by their righteousness honestly. An Innocent Man is an excellent look at the work Grisham has done with the Innocence Project, freeing the wrongly accused from death row.

“All happy cyborg covens are alike; each unhappy cyborg coven is unhappy in its own way.”

Several years ago I worked a job where I often needed a drink after, but which was conveniently located in the same complex as a Trader Joe’s. Which is where I learned that their limeade makes a great mixer. Mix it with tequila and it’s a quick and dirty margarita, with gin for a Quickie Rickey, with vodka for a…

Circumnavigating this entire comment section. 

The first time my San Antonio-born-and-bred wife took me to Sonic, I had a sip of her 44 oz. sweet tea and thought it tasted like hummingbird nectar. 

If only Robert Shaw had it onboard the Orca. 

That joke is so old. Don’t diabeatus a dead horse. 

I was studying abroad a semester in Prague when they were filming Mission Impossible, and I schmoozed my way into an invitation to visit the set. It was the scene when the aquarium restaurant explodes and Tom Cruise runs away from the water. But the restaurant, and the portion with Tom’s face in it were filmed on a…

Basic Instinct and The Firm back to back are films that drive home what a terrible mistake it is to cheat on Jeanne Tripplehorn. 

Gin & Tonic, meet Vesper. Vesper, Gin & Tonic.

Back when I lived in Ohio I had the idea to open a store that sold only Canadian white wines and call it “Chardon, eh?”

I remember playing on my swingset in my backyard as a kid, my friends from the neighborhood choosing which characters we were from our favorite sci-fi movies and TV shows we were going to pretend to be for that day’s adventure. Kids fought over who was going to be Han Solo, the loser taking Buck Rogers or Starbuck, an…

Joke’s on them. They could have gotten it working if they’d only reversed the polarity of the dylithium crystals. 

The conceit of the movie to me is Bruce Wayne’s lack of self-awareness that he’s not any different from the copycats, he can just afford more expensive hockey pads.