This has been a week of losing things (is the Deadcast gone too?). What will we remember when we no longer remember the remembering? Aside from Dan Pasqua’s apocryphal manicotti, of course. 

NFL: “Let’s make games unwatchable by having teams wear uniforms that are entirely one of their team colors.”

Get Matt Nagy on the phone! 

Having just binged Mindhunter, Lauren Glazier seems to have the right physical presence. Mike Mayhew though definitely had Lauren Graham on his mind:

The game summed up in one highlight:

The office I work in, the floors are themed by decade and I sit in the 1970s. I too gasped at the racing stripes, but not with joy. This is what I see from my desk every day:

I am crying and I am furious. It is but a tiny symptom of a much larger evil extant in the world, that we as a society not only allow companies to profit off the misery of others but that a large and seemingly insurmountable minority has made it their guiding ethos. It’s a tiny symptom, but it’s one that really hits…

I know it’s pointless in 2019 to rail against the complete fucking idiocy of companies that buy concerns doing good work and then rape, pillage, and inevitably leave them for dead once they’ve sucked away their lifeblood instead of just making their own shitty product, but I hope y’all kick and scream and bloody…

I’m by no means objective about this because my high school colors were green and gold and my college colors were green and white, but I’ve always loved their look. 

This looks amazing! For whipped topping I’ve had good success blending equal parts Goya coconut milk and Polar coconut cream. The milk helps with the consistency and makes it less sweet.

Never seen in the same place - the Kurgan and Ed Kemper. Just sayin’...

It’s the same rationale with pierogi in our family. 

The Bears became the first NFL team to bring in TrackMan, a ball-tracking radar system used in golf and baseball, to monitor ball speed, rotation speed, kick apex, distance traveled, and launch angle.

I’m now regretting only living in towns with the wrong region of Italians.

I think you left out the preparation steps “put on drawstring pants” and “have cardiologist on standby”, but wow these sound amazing!

Or seek Captain Kirk or Starlord. 

A shame they didn’t go with the more accurate Tampa Bay Vajay-jays.

I would think Brexit is more like offsides. Britain getting too far out ahead of the EU trying to score for themselves that it becomes a penalty. 

Shit. Didn’t see you taking a similar tack. I guess the good news is between us we’ve nicknamed Gossage’s entire package. I guess this motivational poster behind me is true, teamwork does make the dream work!

Brett still hit 300 home runs and struck out 900 times. I see Gossage as more of a Wee Willie Keeler fan. It’s also likely an apt name for his penis.