Torrance
Torrance
Torrance

honestly i’m posting this since my grandma is gorgeous and still is! i think this is during their honeymoon.

My Dad, José, in all his handsomeness -

My handsome grandfather making serious heart eyes at my grandma’s sexy self. They were, so, so, so in love from the minute they met until the end of their lives.

Seriously.

I love their clinical strength stuff. It’s the only thing that’s worked for me and it lasts all day. Plus I’ve had similar luck with the solid/gel versions.

I love their clinical strength stuff. It’s the only thing that’s worked for me and it lasts all day. Plus I’ve had

Yup after that I just scrolled down to the comments because that shit is too much for the morning

Let's all hold a moment of silence for his freshman writing instructor.

He lost me at “wadda puss.” Urp.

Let me tell you. The craziest shit ever is a C-section. Done it twice. Awake and batshit crazy both times. In no other surgery are you forced to be awake while they make an 8-inch incision, pull a 9-pound child out and sew you up, AND THEN you are forced to take care of the baby right away (cause many hospitals have

You get out of Target for $50? Target is the $100 store. Every fucking time unless I'm just getting one thing or it's my 3nd trip in a week.

Are you also creeped out by people going to Disney for their HONEYMOONS! (No, they're not taking kids with them.)

Red wine is only dangerous when you bring the bottle to your mouth too fast and you accidently chip a tooth.

I stopped at "fixes everything."

Liz Lemon, a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed.

Sorry, but this is way too specific and the tone is way too on point for me to buy this as a hoax.

They look very cozy to me. Then again, I love being in small, closed-in spaces like these.